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Editrix Showdown: The leaked Arianna/Tina IMs
AriHuff: BTW, it was cunning of you to spin the Newsweek/Beast rumors just to get back at me, and so sweet of Barry to suggest you start The Beast as your revenge vehicle.
TBrown: Well, when I heard Forbes was going to press with its Most Powerful Women list with me at 34 and you at 28, it sent me right over the top!
AriHuff: At least we were both higher than the queen. Have you talked to her lately, you royal toady?
TBrown: Just last week, you big slice of gyro. She's still really pissed at all the attention showered on Helen Mirren in The Queen.
TBrown: F.U. too.
AriHuff: We still meeting for dinner next week?
TBrown: Of course!
What would you do if Johnny Depp showed up at your school? A 9-year-old aspiring pirate in the southeast London area got the surprise of her life when Johnny Depp showed up at her school this week. Beatrice Delap, a student at Meridian Primary School, wrote to Captain Jack Sparrow to ask for his aid in staging a mutiny against her teachers.