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9 Classic Books That Should Be Made Into Porn

Since most porn is written extremely simply and poorly, we changed the plots entirely and we gave these books much better titles. Now, we’re just sitting back and waiting for the loads of literary agents that we know will offer us book deals.

Got any good, punny sexual titles for classic books?

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